She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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