Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
youre lurking in front of me
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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