I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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