I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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