Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Randomize
