Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
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Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
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