So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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