sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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