Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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