Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
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I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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