is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
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Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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