Having a random hookup so left but love u
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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