Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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