Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
