I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Mom said you looked used
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
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