IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
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