He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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