Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
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Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
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As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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