8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
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