She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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