I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
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at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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