There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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