i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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