i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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