he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Randomize
