i don't like sucking hair
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
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