Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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