I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Randomize
