You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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