Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Your cock deserves a montage
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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