he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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