I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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