There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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