Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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