I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
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Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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