also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
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