normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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