Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
They took my balls.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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