I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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