PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
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