it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
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Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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