508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Who died my cat blue again?
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