Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
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If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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