I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
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let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
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He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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