I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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