are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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