Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
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