I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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