I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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