i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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