is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
