If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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