They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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