We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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