she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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