the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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