I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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